The Truth About Wives (and Girlfriends)

Nothing

Fine and nothing are the two words that mean you are in big trouble. The speed in which a wife says “Nothing” when asked “what’s wrong?” is inversely propoportional to the severity of the coming storm.

Mad with your wife?

Go to the kitchen and tighten all the jars as tight as you can.

There’s A Lot To Learn

You really can never learn enough about how to handle women, so just keep doing your research and trial and error methods.

They Get All The Attention

Just face it, when it comes to pregnancy, it’s a woman’s world. Why is it when your wife (or girlfriend) gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say “congratulations!” … yet, nobody rubs your dick and says “good job”.

She’s Got Your Number

You’re not hiding anything from her. Tell her to look at things from your point of view and most likely she will go online.

Size Doesn’t Matter

It’s a lie.