ENTERTAINMENT – Leonardo DiCaprio, noted community organizer, successfully gathered up a group of nearly two dozen women to depart a Miami nightclub to an unknown but certainly superior location.
A witness to the event had this to say:
“He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother (Joe) looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”
Leo has recently split with Victoria Secret model Toni Garrn and is clearly trying to get over the last one, with the next 20.
Jordan Belfort would be proud.