CONFIDENTIAL HUMOUR – The other day I was walking with my girlfriend (ok, not my girlfriend, but I am quite sure she is a girlfriend of some other), holding hands, when I grabbed her phone to use the camera to snap the picture above.
To my total disbelief she got totally out of whack jealous, stormed off, didn’t even care about her phone, and would take my calls (on her other phone).
What the f***k?
When will I ever again see a dog behind the wheel of a gypsy taxi?
You didn’t see that one coming, right? Don’t worry, neither did I. Fell for the big ass as most guys will do every time.
The moral of the story? Always have your camera handy. Girlfriends come and go, but great photo opportunities do not.